Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are…somewhere). Each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.

Legend says that on a night such as this, the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great Plague Beast rides again! And what does it ride? A fancy 10-speed road bike hybrid with flashing lights on its wheels! It’s not on brand, but they’re into it.

Filling: Polyester Fibers, Plastic Pellets